While writing this post, I figured out that Polyvore's clipper function doesn't work in Chrome. Then I spent an entire day assembling these outfits in Firefox, only to determine 2 things:
1. Fuck Polyvore. This is why Photoshop was invented.
2. Polyvore is for imaginary outfits, not my actual outfits, which consist of garments 3 seasons old or from eBay.
A week of Magpie outfits, Take 2:
Trying to start the week off on the right foot.
|Shirt: J. Crew boyshirt // Jeans: Gap Always Skinny // Necklace: China J. Crew (eBay) // Earrings: Mine are Silpada, these ones are similar from ShopBop // Shoes: Mine are Bass Jolene Oxfords, no longer made, but these are similar from Bass.|
Didn't get enough sleep last night and feel gross. Thank god, there's still clean laundry.
|Tee: Mine is old Gap, look like this one from Rag&Bone // Gap Always Skinny jeans // Gap red leather ballet flats (mine are a year old) // Vintage whale earrings were a gift, these ones are similar from Etsy.|
Got it together today. Going to make an effort. Take denim shirt off and on 6 times before deciding it's too cowgirl with the boots. I'm not a cowgirl (despite owning these boots and a dress with ponies on it.) Okay, back on track. Forget the shirt.
|Shirt: J. Crew western denim // Tunic: Mine is Rachel Roy 2 seasons ago, this one is similar from Rare London // Leggings: wherever // Boots: Mine are vintage Frye, these ones are similar from eBay // Earrings: Forever 21|
Slept in. Good jeans are dirty. Fuck it. Throw on Mr. Magpie's tee shirt and holey jeans. Consider how good butch lesbians have it. Feel bad being stereotypical like that. Redeem self by putting on rose gold watch. Time to motor.
|Tee: Old, similar one at Urban Outfitters // Jeans: Super old, from Gap with more holes, similar to these // Moccasins: Minnetonka, even older, probably at DSW // Watch: Fossil Stella Chronograph|
Probably going somewhere social tonight, might as well only get dressed once.
|Top: Ralph Lauren Drop Yoke from Macy's, now sold out // Jeans: Madewell Skinny Skinny Ankle // Shoes: Mine are last year's Kenneth Cole, these are similar from Topshop // Earrings: Kendra Scott Danielle|
4pm Friday: It's 80 fucking degrees in October. Remove special evening-plans outfit and put this on. Remain in said outfit until Monday morning.
|Tee: Mine is from UO, this is from PacSun //Roll-up nylon cargo pants: Mine are army green from Gap Outlet, these are from Zalando.co.uk // Birkenstock Giza in turquoise // Fossil Sydney zip clutch // Fossil Stella Chronograph|
Can we all agree that I should never attempt Polyvore again?